Mortal Protection Services

Table of Contents

53 Chapters

Ch.1

Mortal Protection Services

I.PP: Planet Pilfering

II.VYF: Vote Your Fate

III.A: Abstainer

III.1: Terra

III.2: Gaia

III.3: Earth

IV.S: S̸͔̳̓͋c̷̨̈́͋͝o̵̙̩̲̾̓ṷ̷̜͛̐ͅr̴̼̣̉g̷̰̭̞̒͊͘ę̷̛͈͕̾̈́

IV.A: Abstainer

IV.T: The Terran

IV.G: The Gaian

IV.E: The 'Earthling'

V: The Audit

V.J: I Jim

V.DB: Dilt Bifferent

V.OS: Origin of Scourge

V.JJ: Jimmi Jimsonson

V.IM-A: Ingamar Ma-ana

VI.A: Abstainer

VI.OBB: Operation Bob Bomb

VI.MM: Meeting of Minds

VII.OoJ: Order of Jimoleans

VII.PCS: Portal Central Station

VII.PDEA: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

VII.TP: Third Place

VII.FM: Family Meal

VII.A: Abstainer

VIII.A: Abstainer

VIII.S: S̸͔̳̓͋c̷̨̈́͋͝o̵̙̩̲̾̓ṷ̷̜͛̐ͅr̴̼̣̉g̷̰̭̞̒͊͘ę̷̛͈͕̾̈́

VIII.CS: The CSS SAMWISE

VIII.IS: Ingamar's Ship

VIII.FE : The Flying Euphemism

IX.CEV: Cat's Eye View

IX.IFUD: It's Fair Use, Disney

IX.JAMES: J.A.M.E.S.

IX.BA: Bifferent Autopsy

X.J: James

X.RR: ♪ We're no strangers to love ♫

X.GFL: Grounded For Life

X.ASWO : A Spaceship With Oars

X.DB: Displayed in Bronze

XI.TPWM : The Problem With Marta

XI.JG: Jimmi's Gamble

XI.TCB: The Calm Before

XI.TSMBS: The Storm Maiden's Battle Shanty

XI.WTC: What's a targeting computer?

XI.SI: Sudden, but Inevitable

XII.A: Abstainer

XII.STA: S̸͔̳̓͋c̷̨̈́͋͝o̵̙̩̲̾̓ṷ̷̜͛̐ͅr̴̼̣̉g̷̰̭̞̒͊͘ę̷̛͈͕̾̈́ Tummy Ache

XII.TD: The Diltipositor

XII.DB: Dilt Bifferenter